Why do weird things happen to me?

I’m walking to work the other day and in front of me two homeless men are walking. One of whom I know as he had lived in the same apartment complex. The two of them stop so as I walk past I say hello to the guy I know. I stop at an intersection waiting for a light so I can cross the street. When the homeless guy I don’t know who is middle aged with a beard and well looks homeless comes up to me and says, “Do you work out?” I say “No but I need to” His reply, “Whatever your doing keep it up because it’s working” Here I am thinking ok then when the hell is the light going to change already. He then says “You were walking in front of me so I couldn’t help but look. I almost wanted a burger with that shake”

That would be when the light changed.

A burger with that shake! WTF WTF WTF