So what have I been up to? Well working the night shift now so I am crazy tired. Hard to concentrate this is the reason I’m online only on a few sites any more. Really do need to figure out how I can get more energy but 2-4 hour naps and then crashing on my days off is probably the reason why.
Work however is good. The most awesome thing happened a little while back which is a story I will be telling forever. For the record working at a hotel – horny drunk men are major cash cows.

One night around 1 am maybe 2 a guy comes in with his friend who looked familiar to me the friend had stayed here before in the largest room we have which tends to go for 100 if all goes well rate wise. No sale or discount. The other guy who is way wasted pulls 2 grand out and starts waving it in my face telling me he wants the best room. He wants the one his friend had about 2 weeks back. So I’m all woot jackpot. This will impress the boss.

Mr. Drunk guy with cash asks me if I’ve even been slapped in the face with 2 thousand before. Great start to the conversation. So I putting him in the system when he takes his shirt off in the lobby lucky its night time and no one’s around lucky because he asks me if he should take his pants off as well. Fortunately I get him to keep them on as that is not something I would want to see. What better way to distract him then find out why he’s drunk and waving mad cash around then to ask. He tells me he found out his girl had cheated on him with another man and woman. Ok understandable that he’s upset and needing to let off steam I am apparently the lucky person who gets to see it happen.

Mr. Drunk man is all kinds of flirty with me reaching over the counter to touch my hair and hand while I’m putting his details in the computer. So finally the rate, if he’s being all flirty and waving cash around I figure It’s not going to hurt to try so I tell him. Since your waving 2 grand around the room is 200 a night. To which I get the rooms are 100 a night and I get all grrr I mean I have to have drunk man hit on me then I want a good rate. So I tell him. Come on let me look good with my boss. ( Smile nicely eyelashes a flutter lol ) he says I’ll go 150 on it. Sweeeeeeeetttttt
I got the most killer rate. No one ever had gotten that rate before. But I did and when my boss came in and saw what did I got she sent a mass email telling everyone in the company.

Such an awesome day. So yeah work at a hotel pray for horny drunk men with a broken heart.


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