Teaser Tuesdays is a weekly bookish meme, hosted by MizB of Should Be Reading. Anyone can play along! Just do the following:

* Grab your current read
* Open to a random page
* Share two (2) “teaser” sentences from somewhere on that page

* BE CAREFUL NOT TO INCLUDE SPOILERS! (make sure that what you share doesn’t give too much away! You don’t want to ruin the book for others!)

 

( Last weeks teaser Overkill by Steven Shrewsbury is free today and tomorrow on amazon. Go get a copy. My review will be up later in the day )

 

 

I was craving a different sort of read so I’m getting my bizarro fix in with How To Eat Fried Furries by Nicole Cushing. If you think the teaser’s bizarre well good it’s meant to be.

 

 

Cassidy nodded. “We came out here to fight bad guys, but there’s no way to really fight a big Asshole in the sky.”
“Well,” said Ellen, “I sure wished I’d packed my butt plug!”