Teaser Tuesday

Teaser Tuesdays is a weekly bookish meme, hosted by MizB of Should Be Reading. Anyone can play along! Just do the following:

* Grab your current read
* Open to a random page
* Share two (2) “teaser” sentences from somewhere on that page

* BE CAREFUL NOT TO INCLUDE SPOILERS! (make sure that what you share doesn’t give too much away! You don’t want to ruin the book for others!)

 

Angelkiller by H. David Blalockis free on amazon today and tomorrow. Be sure to get your copy of this great book. I sure liked it.

 

 

 

 

 

Now my teaser from My Life As A White Trash Zombie by Diana Rowland

 

 

 

My stress levels were so high that when my cell phone rang I let out a shriek and damned near threw the bag containing the tub of brains into the air. Yeah, that would have been an impressive mess.

 

 

Angel Crawford is a loser

Living with her alcoholic deadbeat dad in the swamps of southern Louisiana, she’s a high school dropout with a pill habit and a criminal record who’s been fired from more crap jobs than she can count. Now on probation for a felony, it seems that Angel will never pull herself out of the downward spiral her life has taken.

That is, until the day she wakes up in the ER after overdosing on painkillers. Angel remembers being in an horrible car crash, but she doesn’t have a mark on her. To add to the weirdness, she receives an anonymous letter telling her there’s a job waiting for her at the parish morgue—and that it’s an offer she doesn’t dare refuse.

Before she knows it she’s dealing with a huge crush on a certain hunky deputy and a brand new addiction: an overpowering craving for brains. Plus, her morgue is filling up with the victims of a serial killer who decapitates his prey—just when she’s hungriest!

Angel’s going to have to grow up fast if she wants to keep this job and stay in one piece. Because if she doesn’t, she’s dead meat.

Literally.

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23 Comments.

  1. I’ve had my TBR list forever, and I almost completely forgot about it.. Hope you’re liking it :)

    Here’s mine: Realms of an Open Mind

    Happy Reading :)
    Keely Ann recently posted..Teaser TuesdayMy Profile

  2. I’m on it! If I have time tonight I’ll try to do a little SSP pandering, too. They give out so much good stuff. I wish I could read it all quicker than I do.
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  3. I can relate to “shrieking” when the cell phone goes off…even if I’m not carrying a tub of brains…lol

    Thanks for sharing…and for visiting my blog.
    Laurel-Rain Snow recently posted..AUTHOR’S HOME PAGEMy Profile

  4. oh my! That sounds gross and scary!! Great teaser though! Thanks for stopping by!

    Ning @ Reading by Kindle Fire
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  5. I absolutely loved this book! I can’t wait for the second!

    Amber
    The Musings of ALMYBNENR
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  6. Ew!!! Reminds me a litte of Young Frankenstein when Igor drops Hans Grubrics (sp?) brain and picks up Abby someone. I need to read this book, it sounds too fun. Great teaser! Thanks for dropping by.
    Elisa/OCDReader recently posted..Teaser Tuesdays (May 15th)My Profile

  7. Zombies with cell phones? They’ve sure come a long way from the Dawn of the Dead days.
    Alice Audrey recently posted..Hero Under Cover by Suzanne Brockmann p.77My Profile

  8. Interesting, I’ve never heard of this book before >.< Great teaser :)
    Thanks for stopping by, have a nice day :D

  9. Definitely would have been a mess. Sounds like an interesting book.
    Yvonne recently posted..Teaser Tuesdays – May 15thMy Profile

  10. Angelkiller looks creepy but interesting. Thanks for the heads up about the free download! :)
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  11. Great teaser ;) Seems awesome :D Enjoy.
    Thank you for commenting on my Teaser Tuesday. <3
    Love, Carina @ Carina’s Books
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  12. Mess indeed!! I like that you included a brief synopsis with your teaser too!

    Thanks for stopping by my TT on My Bookshelf. Have a terrific week!
    Shirley @ My Bookshelf recently posted..Teaser Tuesday With My BookshelfMy Profile

  13. Great teaser! I’m adding this to my TBR!

    Thanks for stopping by!
    Emily AKA Doodle recently posted..{Review & Giveaway} Blog Tour: I’ve Got You Covered by Toni SinnsMy Profile

  14. Oh, I LOVED White Trash Zombie! So much fun (and gore, really). Great teaser.

    Thanks for visiting my blog today!
    Cecelia recently posted..teaser tuesday (82)My Profile

  15. brilliant teaser, amkes you really want to read the book. Thanls for visitng my blog The Vintage Bookshelf today and leaving a comment

  16. Looks like such an interesting book! Anything with zombies has to be awesome. ;D Great teaser!
    Kat recently posted..Teaser Tuesdays #2My Profile

  17. Ew, definitely not my kind of book, but thanks for the chuckle. A tub of brains?
    Janet Ruth recently posted..The Final Word: Nutrition and HealthMy Profile

  18. Great teaser! I’ve heard this is a good book. That cover is soooo gross.
    Thanks for sharing!

  19. Hi! Thanks for dropping by my blog!

    Intriguing teaser.

  20. This looks like a great read LOL!
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  21. Sounds like a very interesting read. Definitely need to give it a read.
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  22. Love the title and cover image! Thanks for visting Read@UTS!
    Helen recently posted..Teaser Tuesdays (15 May 2012)My Profile

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