First I need to apologize to Erotic Toy Town for taking a million years to get this review done. Second I want to thank them for the opportunity to review one of their toys an Evolved which is a brand I’ve been curious about.

 

Part of what appeals about the Evolved line of toys is the packaging. It’s very important to keep your toys in good condition don’t just throw it in a drawer and then get surprised when it has lint and who knows what stuck to it. Not hygienic at all. Evolved is great about this and ensures that keeping the toy in the package is an automatic thing you’d do. I mean really look at that snazzy little box with the panel you can see through and the handy latch to keep it snug in it’s bed why would you not keep it in that?

 

One thing that I’ve learned about toys is that you really need to have at least a few. If you don’t like one well learn what you can about what doesn’t work, it’s just as important as finding what does. Anatomy plays a huge part and mine did not click with this toy. It has some good points other than the packaging though so first let’s get to that.

 

The Bliss Fleur De Lis is a pretty typical basic vibe. It’s silicone which is a great material just be sure not to use silicone lube with it or the toy will degrade. The toy is waterproof and you can tell. At the bottom where you insert the batteries it’s nice and snug no worry about water getting in there I don’t use my toys that way so I didn’t test that out but I don’t see why submerging in the tub would be an issue.

 

 

I have little hands so clearly the toy is not huge

The vibe has three setting low, medium and high. High was quite impressive for a basic battery powered toy. At 7inches in length it’s not a huge toy nor is it all insertable so nice and comfy size wise though those who like particularly large toys will be disappointed obviously. Volume well I wouldn’t use it if you’re trying to be quiet that’s for sure it’s almost as loud as my wand and that’s a toy that you can hear across the apartment.

Now the bad. I despite some good points to the toy didn’t like it at all and only tried it once. I got frustrated with it very quickly. It’s hard, too hard in fact. Yes really. It’s like silicone over metal if I whacked someone in the head with it they’d feel it for a couple days. Kinda makes it great to keep on the night stand against burglars. Just hit them in the head with it and knock them out cold. I found it so hard that it was uncomfortable to play with and after trying a few positions, it just was a no go. I tried just rubbing over my clitoris and not inserting, that also just didn’t fly. I like some give to my toys and this had none at all.

Inserted back door was seriously not happening, I thought it’s a review toy you better keep trying so I lubed that sucker up with a ton of lube after about an inch and my ass said haha sucker not happening so I washed it put it back in it’s nice little box and it’s been sitting there ever since.

All in all it didn’t get me off it didn’t get me worked up it just made me uncomfortable being way tooo hard for my taste.

I’m kinda disappointed by this Evolved toy but realize that it’s just not for me that’s not to say there aren’t other Evolved toys out there that may well work perfectly or that this toy may be perfect for someone else. This toy and I just did not work well together.

Erotic Toy Town sent me the one I asked for from the list offered and I just picked poorly. In the future I’d love to try their Pony Play Butt Plug, the Luv Paddle and my top two most desired toys the iRide and the Jopen Intensity which I don’t see currently on their site.

The packaging was discrete for those who don’t want sex toy stamped in big letters on the side of the box it was simply a usps priority mail box and a generic company name as sender. All in all I enjoyed corresponding with Erotic Toy Town and would recommend checking them out if you’re in the market for sex toys. I particularly like the no sales tax and 60 day return policy great if a toy doesn’t work out. Again I am sorry for taking an embarrassingly long time to get this review finally done Erotic Toy Town thanks guys for being so great.

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