Soooooooo a talking nipple falls in love with a nun and makes a deal with the seagull gods. No not the opening lines of a joke just the premise of the most wacky bizarro book. Which is saying something as I have read some interesting books about giant worms that tear apart Arizona, a talking fly or eyeballs that fall in love with each other and run away from the head they inhabit.

Part of that nuttyness is what makes me love bizarro I feel so amazingly sane not to mention the head shaking at the disbelief that someone came up with these ideas just makes me go whoa.

I look forward to more of author Troy Chambers work as a talking nipple well I just have to see what he tops that with.

Wilmorn the talking nipple falls in love with a crazy lesbian nun who really needs her mouth washed out with soap. Poor Wilmorn what’s a love sick nipple to do? He makes a deal with the Seagull gods to get a body so he can win over his fair maiden the foul mouthed nun Sister Patina Beaver. I shit you not that’s her name.

His guide kind of Jiminy Cricket like except not nice and no top hat like in the movie no his helpful friend is a lobster with a baby face who likes to rape people. Yeah and I’m not even going to tell you what happens with the nipple fetishists. Suffice it to say damn!

This book is just plain weird and dammit I liked it.

Give it a try or at least some bizarro. Remember I still have the Placenta of Love giveaway going.

Posted by Jessica ( frellathon ) in Bizarro, Books, Ebooks, Review Tags: Bizarro, Review