When I interviewed Andy recently I asked him if he had done any research for his book. First because I’m a smart ass and amused by the title of his book and two because well how much of a perv is he. Is it just the story and title or does it go deeper. Now that I’ve read Janitor I’m seriously freaked that I asked that question. Wtf there is a threesome with a damn chicken in it. This is the dirtiest bizarro read by far, at least of all the ones I’ve read. I so loved it I can’t begin to tell you all how much. It’s so freaking funny and dirty it’s like it was written just for me. Thanks Andy you so get my humor.

Mr. Janitor Jack who’s uniform alone made me chuckle is on a planet, Analingus of course. It’s a land of butthole licking except when lent arrives the only time it’s just Jack. Jack is great at his job and damn well dedicated to being the best janitor he can be. So what happens when a sexy woman with apprently holy water running through her viens shows up along with a killer out to end her for good. Jack fights the good fight which involves a lot of sex and many a moment that pays homage to the Divine Comedy and IT. Yep it’s sick, perverted and funny as fuck. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll be glad you don’t have to tie your erection to your thigh and shit piano’s. < Yes really.

It makes bizarro proud and this reader very happy. Thanks Andy you are one sick freak I can’t wait to read your next book.

In a galaxy where everyone is Roman Catholic and sexual fetishes are celebrated on a planetary scale, the fate of all life rests in the hands of one man: Jack-janitor of Planet Anilingus.

All Jack wants to do is his job. But his desires quickly change when he meets a weird, sexy woman and the mysterious killer who wants her dead. After being fired and replaced with an idiot, Jack fights to survive in a world of perpetual erections, anal pregnancies, possessed pigs, and competing Gods.

It’s a battle that will lead him to the heart of his planet, and into history in a mildly disgusting, 2001: A Space Odyssey sort of way.

Posted by Jessica ( frellathon ) in Bizarro, Review Tags: Anilingus